Prior to first shopping with ATLRx, I had been purchasing edibles that tasted like they were. I jabbed my gum with a stem; it all felt like a prank—but it wasn’t. He said everyone else is happy, so it must be me. I sat staring at my phone, trying to make sense of an edible plug is gaslighting me. I wasn’t a first-time buyer, gliding my fingertips on the surface—I was at least a silver rewards member. I was a frequent shopper; on a first-name basis and never inconveniencing them. Thankfully, a friend of mine named Ian was there to help me. “Hey, I got something that works similarly.” I said, “wait. It doesn’t taste like it was nuked inside of an easy-baked oven then brought outside to be set on fire then extinguished. Then roll it around in a pile of leaves. It looks like a Cosmic Brownie.” He explained that it worked for him. Knowing that I have a similar tolerance, I shrugged my shoulders, holding back the tears because I jabbed my gum the night before with a stem. “Will delta-8...
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